"The chances are that you have already come to believe that happiness is unattainable. But men have attained it. And they have attained it by realising that happiness does not spring from the procuring of physical or mental pleasure, but from the development of reason and the adjustment of conduct to principles. "
from How to Live on 24 Hours a Day, by Arnold Bennett
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. -- Dennis Leary
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave? -- Beverly Mickens
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -- Robin Williams
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. -- Ray Romano
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